The engravers who etch winners’ names on Emmy statues might as well start practicing “Darren Criss” now, since his terrifying performance as Andrew Cunanan in The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Storywill likely make all other nominees want to just stay home. He’s spellbinding, and deserves all the accolades for transforming into a homicidal madman. He is also the vessel through which another unsung Versacestar blesses all who bear witness, and that star is Darren Criss’ magnificent ass. Darren Criss’ ass deserves its own Emmy, Golden Globe and whatever other awards are available. Had Darren Criss farted in Versace, that ass would deserve a Grammy.
Darren Criss’ Magnificent Ass in The Assassination of Versace Deserves Its Own Emmy
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