The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story episode 5, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, advanced preview

Last week, we learned about David Madson, and this Wednesday, The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story episode five dives into the relationship between Jeffrey Trail and Andrew Cunanan.

The fifth episode of American Crime Story season two is titled “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell,” and the official synopsis from FX is: “Naval officer Jeffrey Trail meets Andrew Cunanan for the first time, and Gianni Versace reveals his sexuality to the world.” Written by Tom Rob Smith; Directed by: Dan Minahan.

So what can you expect? We have binged-watched the first eight episodes of the season to bring you an advanced preview each week of what you’ll see! Avoiding all spoilers? This is your last chance to turn away now!

Who were David Madson (Cody Fern) and Jeffrey Trail (Finn Wittrock), Cunanan’s first two victims? While episode four, “House By The Lake,” explored Madson’s backstory and final moments, “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” will dive into Trail’s story before and after befriending Cunanan.

If you’ve missed seeing Gianni (after all, this season IS named after the fashion icon) you’ll see him again in “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.” Penelope Cruz’s Donatella and Ricky Martin’s Antonio also make an appearance. But, unfortunately for those who love these three characters, they won’t hang around for too long Wednesday night.

The story of Jeffrey Trail will take over as we go back further to when he and Cunanan first meet (as well as when Cunanan drops in to visit Madson and Trail).

Lines to look out for, can you guess who delivers them?

  • “You have forgotten how ugly the world can be.”
  • “He’s got no one. He’s got nothing. Everything he’s told you about his life is a lie. You know that, right?”
  • “We can’t get married. It’s against the law.”
  • “You’re not working in Mexico. You’re not making sets for the Titanic movie. You don’t have a condo in San Francisco. Andrew, you’re unhappy.”

The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story episode 5, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, advanced preview

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Episode 2: The One With the Woke Makeovers

This week, Allison and Clint are joined by Jacob Oller (Paste Magazine, One Perfect Shot, Syfy Wire) to finally react to This Is Us’ dramatic Super Bowl episode – and the reveal of Jack’s actual death. In the episode, our hosts also celebrate some transcendent fierceness on RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars, dig into the turn-of-the-century pseudoscience of The Alienist, and debate whether or not Queer Eye’s Netflix reboot is a welcome update to the self-improvement show, or mere exploitation of Trump-era social issues with a glossy makeover.

*from 58:30 – 59:44

TV Review: Assassination fascination

I love a good assassination. As a teen I came into possession of a coffee-table book that wallowed in the glory of this particular form of butchery. Abe Lincoln, Franz Ferdinand, J.F.K, and Martin Luther King — these greats were all dispatched with well-aimed shots that have rippled through our historical timeline.

It’s impossible, yet kind of fun, to imagine how things would have unfolded if these hits hadn’t been so successful.

No WWI if Franz lived perhaps? Nukes dropped on Vietnam if John F. Kennedy had bent down to tie his shoelace? The end of all life as we know it, or some much better turn of events?

Perhaps we’d now have billions upon billions of superannuation dosh if Muldoon had been liquidated by an assassin?

Of course, the killers are even more fascinating than the killed, perhaps because that was something I could actually aspire to, as being a respected world leader looks like too much hard work.

But I can imagine being an unhinged fame-seeking killer; that’s well within my grasp. If all humanity exists on such a spectrum, how many of us really think we are closer to Gandhi than Lee Harvey Oswald?

That notion is milked with great alacrity in The Assassination of Gianni Versace, the follow up to the tremendously executed The People Vs O.J Simpson.

Both shows appear under the banner of American Crime Story, and are the work of Ryan Murphy, a master craftsman of television who also gave us Nip/Tuck, Glee, American Horror Story and the ace 2017 bio-soap Feud: Bette and Joan, which dramatised the fractious relationship between Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. It’s one of last years best shows.

His latest lavish production begins with the shooting of the famous fashion designer Gianni Versace by a troubled young man; an appalling narcissist with just enough humanity to elicit the baseline of pity that a viewer can fashion into something approaching empathy.

Evil monsters exist in lame procedurals but in real life and better shows, we get glimpses of mental illness, shocking histories and all the stuff that adds up to the notion that no one truly chooses to be awful, let alone evil.

It’s a terrific opening episode, and the only one directed by Murphy himself.

It starts with the execution. Something chills as we flee with the killer, we want him to be caught, even as we want him to get away. Edgar Ramirez, who plays Gianni, possesses a remarkable likeness to the dead fashion legend, while former Glee star Darren Criss seems like he was born to play the killer, Andrew Cunanan.

Also impressive are pop star Ricky Martin as Gianni’s partner and Penelope Cruz as Donatella Versace.

The latter is a real-life mate of Donatella and only took the part after she got the thumbs up from the living Versace. Other family members and Gianni’s ex were less impressed with the outcome.

TV Review: Assassination fascination

Episode Poll Results

Here are the results for episodes 1-4!

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Average score: 9.071

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Darren Criss has a lot to juggle in the premiere episode of the season, from con man to charmer to killer, which is why he wins the week’s MVP award with 85.7% of your votes. He delivers the standout performance in a show saturated with star power, signaling only the beginning of what we can expect from the rest of the season.

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Average score: 9.036

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Once again Darren Criss is the episode’s MVP with 75.0% of your votes, though this time time for a performance that’s meme-worthy for its bad singing and a truly creepy duct tape fetish. An oiled up Darren Criss dancing in a bulging pink speedo is also the perfect thumbnail clickbait, as the James Corden segment on the series is nearing half a million views. Well-played, Ryan Murphy.

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Average score: 9.355

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Judith Light claims this episode’s crown for MVP with 54.8% of the vote. Despite appearing in only one episode, her heartbreaking portrayal of Marilyn Miglin has left a powerful impression on viewers and earned her widespread praise. In a story populated by gay characters, she gives new perspective on how the closet can not only affect the closeted, but also those around them. 

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Average score: 9.558

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Darren Criss continues to prove that he has the acting chops to carry this dark tale, earning 54.7% of your votes. The direction and his performance leave viewers feeling claustrophobic as Andrew both physically and psychologically traps David by his side. We are allowed tiny glimpses of humanity however, such as in a memorable scene where Andrew breaks down during an acoustic performance of “Drive” by Aimee Mann.

Honorable mention:

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This two-hander would not have worked without the impressive talent of Cody Fern, who won 45.3% of your votes for his portrayal of David Madson. Cody brings a youthfulness and vulnerability to his performance, which makes it all the more devastating when David is finally killed. For that, Cody receives an honorable mention.

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Thank you to everyone who voted! The polls will stay open until the end of the season, so you may vote if you haven’t yet or edit your ratings as the show progresses. The episode rankings will be updated weekly with any new or changed scores. 

Stay tuned for episode 5′s poll!