The backwards arc of Andrew Cunanan on The Assassination of Gianni Versace continues in the seventh episode, “Ascent.” It’s obviously the inverse of last week’s accurately-titled “Descent” because this time we see Andrew go from a poor pharmacy worker to living in a fancy estate with Norman.
His rise does include a few bumps, including a failed job interview, injuring his mother and witnessing a murder. But really, it’s Andrew’s preference in ice cream that may tell us the most about who he is.
This episode also brings back the Versaces, going back to 1992 to show us Donatella’s own ascent into stardom. At least that means Penelope Cruz is back. Whether you like the structure of this series or not, I hope we can all agree that casting an Oscar-winning actress, then giving her almost nothing to do for four episodes in a row, is not a great decision.
Andrew the Escort
The show goes way back in Andrew’s past to 1992 in San Diego when he was working at a pharmacy and living with his mom. He’s frustrated by his ordinary life, illustrated by his rage over the fact that his mom bought cheap, generic ice cream instead of Haagen-Dazs. Andrew’s lack of self-awareness is startling. He knows the full history of the makers of Haagen-Dazs, admitting that it’s a made-up name designed to sound fancy, and yet he wants it because he believes the corporate lie that it’s something special.
After a bad night at a gay bar, Andrew decides to chase his dreams of wealth by seeking employment at an escort agency. The woman who runs it is impressed with his intelligence, but she turns him down because her clients aren’t interested in arrogant Asians. I know that, like Andrew Cunanan, actor Darren Criss is half-Filipino, but I doubt any of the escort agency’s clients would complain about him being Asian.
Andrew decides to go off on his own, targeting rich old gay men and basically stalking them. He arranges a “coincidental” meeting with Norman at a play to seduce him with his charm. Andrew’s target takes the bait and he gets invited to dinner with Norman and his old pals, Lincoln and Gallo.
At the end of the night, Norman has to go home to Phoenix, but Andrew stays behind with Lincoln, who offers him $100 a night. Andrew counters with a weekly allowance and an expense account, offering to bring over his friends if Lincoln wants more variety.
Andrew and David’s First Date
Now that he has money, Andrew goes out to dinner with his friends and spies a cute blond sitting alone at the bar. It’s David Mdson and Andrew buys him a drink and invites him over. This is the beginning of that first date David talked to Andrew about in last week’s episode.
They go to Andrew’s fancy hotel room and David is intoxicated by the opulence. It’s not long before they share a first kiss while overlooking the San Francisco skyline and having shower sex. Afterwards David shares his simple dreams of a house with a two-car garage and a yard. It seems clear that Andrew is envious, not of David’s pedestrian dreams, but of his happiness and contentment with them.
The End of Lincoln
The date may have gone well, but Andrew ignored Lincoln’s calls and after seeing the bill for the hotel, Lincoln ends his arrangement with him. That proves to be a deadly mistake.
Lincoln goes out looking for another young man and meets a gruff guy named Kevin at the gay bar. Kevin says he’s straight and is very uneasy, but goes back to Lincoln’s place anyway. Lincoln promises he won’t do anything and offers to call him a cab, but when Lincoln takes his drink and their hands briefly touch, Kevin goes nuts and attacks him, bashing Lincoln’s skull in and killing him.
And at that same moment, Andrew comes over to talk to Lincoln and sees the whole thing, a bit of obvious foreshadowing as Andrew will eventually bash in the skulls of Jeff Trail and Lee Miglin. Kevin Andrew, who tells him to run.
Andrew’s New Life
In the aftermath, Andrew and Norman connect over the loss of Lincoln. It turns out the police arrested Kevin, but since he says he lost control when Lincoln tried to kiss him, that qualifies as self-defense back in the early ‘90s.
Andrew suggests that Norman should move to California and they can create a home and a new life together. He wins him over by telling him the same story David told Andrew, taking it as his own.
It works and Andrew is able to leave the apartment he lives in with his mom, telling her that he’s traveling the world assisting Gianni Versace. His mom thinks she’s going with him because he promised to take her away, but that’s obviously not an option. She begs him not to leave her alone and she gets so worked up that Andrew pushes her into the wall, fracturing her shoulder blade.
The House of Versace
In Italy in 1992, Gianni Versace gets into a fight with Donatella, but he’s simply trying to push her to be great. He’s sick and fears he’s dying, so he wants to groom her to take over the company when he’s gone.
At this point, I’m very confused by the timeline because the Versace storyline is infrequent and jumps around. The first episode was based around his death in July 1997. The second episode flashed back to him being diagnosed as HIV-positive in March 1994. Then he disappeared for two episodes and jumped forward to June 1995 in the fifth episode when he publically came out. Then he was gone again, but now we’re back in 1992. At least with Andrew his story is consistently moving backwards, but the Versace scenes are jumping all around and have no cohesive story.
Anyway, the Versaces design a dress together and Gianni convinces her to model it at Vogue’s 100th anniversary gala. She reluctantly does, but then becomes the toast of the town as all of the photographers lose their damn minds over Donatella in the dress. Just like that, Donatella is an overnight sensation.
Everyone may be talking about the dress, but no one is buying it. Donatella proposes the idea of two dresses with the same basic design: one high-end for runway shows and red carpets, but the other is more simplified and comfortable for woman to actually buy and wear. Gianni is furious about the idea, but it may be his growing illness as he melts down because he goes temporarily deaf.
Following this incident, Gianni and Antonio go to Miami, with Donatella claiming that he has a rare form of ear cancer and that she will take over the company in his absence.
Do you find the time-jumping confusing?
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